Vinz was curt and earnest A rather dapper young fellow He enjoyed carving out crafts of wonder And sticking them on large pillows. He poured his heart out to the maid Who replied by looking solemn and staid and said he needed to get laid or clamber out of the […]
Continue ReadingHigh in the mountains of East Africa The Hound dog barks and howls. He calls on the world to listen To his witty words of wisdom. He prances from rock to rock Making the others gaze in wonder At this dashing young creature Brimming with bright charisma. His tail is […]
Continue ReadingCurrently on holiday; wanted to quickly write a poem about the beautiful sea. Hehe.Vast and beautiful, oh mighty sea Down here we all float too. Carry me waves, push me ashore Together we will float too. Underneath the rays if you look at the sun You will surely float too. […]
Continue ReadingRomance is dead, men are pigs, Women are crazy narcissists Gone are the days of wooing a lady Pouring a heart and soul out loud Romance is dead, marriage is over, Divorce rate is up every day Women now spurn every man they meet Making them all impossible to please […]
Continue ReadingEvery Sunday, bright as a buzzard The cleaner comes to town Here and there, from dusk till dawn She goes wearing a frown Scrounges of crumbs from the night before Splashes of dirt on yonder door Tides of water to flourish and mop The cleaner scrubs them down Mutters of […]
Continue ReadingThere once was a man with locks shining gold He approached a van, for feeling bold Asking for great secrets on lock Reply did sigh ‘reveal I cannot’The man entered the world of daunting doom At his own risk, witnessed the gloom Shudders and shouts and cries of surprise Pain […]
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